I WANT FUCKING GARLIC RIGHT NOW.



ALSO HERE A LIST OF PEOPLE I KNOW FOR SOME REASON:

<- WHAT MAKES HIM SO CHEERFUL ALL THE TIME? WHY DOES HE GET SO MUCH ATTENTION? I WANT TO PUNCH HIM.
<- WHINY ASS IS SCARED OF EVERYTHING THAT MOVES. I WANT TO PUNCH HIM.
<- HE SUCKS CAUSE HE THINKS HE'S A BETTER RIVAL FOR THAT FATASS MARIO. I WANT TO PUNCH HIM.
<- HE'S A WIMP WHO SAYS I STINK SO I WANT TO PUNCH HIM.
<- I BET HE TASTES GOOD IN A SANDWICH ALONG WITH HIS EGGS.
<- HOW DUMB IS SHE, GETTING KIDNAPPED 3 TIMES A YEAR? GOD DAMN.
<- CREEPY BITCH THINKS SHE'S BETTER THAN ME SO SHE SUCKS.
<- AS IF TWO PRINCESSES WEREN'T ENOUGH ALREADY (OR THREE IF YOU COUNT LUIGI).
<- HE'S OKAY I GUESS. HE MAKES GOOD TOAST.


NOW PRAISE ME OR GO AWAY RIGHT NOW WAAAH FAGS.